Half Gone Minecraft SMP

Barely, coping, determination, Dysfunctional, emotional turmoil, Functioning, half gone, HARD, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, not ending, perseverance, resilience, self-care, smp, Struggle, Support, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, well-functioning Minecraft servers? Do you thrive in chaos and dysfunction? Then boy, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where half of the server is gone, but we’re still chugging along like nothing happened. It’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants. Who needs a fully functioning server anyway? Come join the madness and see if you can survive in this barely functioning world. Just remember, we don’t plan on ending anytime soon, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crops Grown:	8812	Rune Stones Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	607749	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Star Shards Collected:	146	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4137
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	6461

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	3352	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Votes:	8315	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	139	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Void Gems Collected:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Emeralds Found:	1904

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crops Grown:	3756	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	104
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!