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Broke Fam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a way to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world full of adventure, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.

Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	243	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCopsNTrouble

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	199	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InfluentialSteve Minecraft SMP

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Forget historical figures, the real MVPs are the players on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to become the next big shot in the virtual world. We’ve got legendary players who have built entire empires out of dirt blocks and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted armor.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, you can become a legend in your own right. Who needs history books when you can make your mark on the digital world? Join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelPeepersGuild

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Hey there, tired of frying your eyeballs on social media all day? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Not only will you be saving your precious peepers from the harmful blue light of doom, but you’ll also be embarking on epic adventures, building insane structures, and battling virtual dragons (yes, dragons, we said it). Say goodbye to eye strain and hello to pixelated paradise! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to healthier eyes and endless fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LanderOops, Minecraft Server! No Squares, Just Fun! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Hermitcraft Vibes, Come Join Us! 🌟

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn	Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect	Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

Our server is now 3 months old.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bug Skill Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We encourage all players to embrace their inner bug and exploit every glitch in the game to their advantage. Want to fly without wings? No problem! Want to swim in lava without getting burned? We got you covered! Join us and show off your mad bug skills like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who has built an entire city out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a building competition, he will grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find Blocky Bob and claim your wishes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most bug-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Answer Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being disrespected for loving Bleach? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we worship Bleach like it’s the holy grail of anime! Join us and become a part of our epic quest to prove to all the DBspics, Narutards, and One pissers that Bleach is the ultimate shonen anime. We even have secret rituals where we summon Soul Reapers and Hollows to protect our base from griefers. So come on, join us and show the world that Bleach is not to be messed with!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RejectCraft SMP: Rejected in Pixels

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Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rejection you’ll face is when a creeper blows up your house because you forgot to close the door! Trust us, getting blown up by a creeper is way better than getting rejected by your crush. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rejected players locked up…just kidding! Or are we? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Skillz4DayzMC

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to master the skill of building epic structures overnight! That’s right, no more spending hours trying to perfect your castle or skyscraper, just one night on our server and you’ll be a building pro!

But that’s not all, joining our server will also give you the ability to tame any animal in the game with just a wink and a smile. Want a pet dragon? No problem! How about a unicorn? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find it and the riches will be yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a master builder, animal tamer, and treasure hunter all in one night!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dairy Farm Biogas Bonanza

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yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we be turnin’ dairy farm farts into biogas, makin’ mad cash and savin’ da planet at da same time! we be reducin’ emissions like crazy, like 5 times more than anyone even knows about. join us and help us keep da world cool, like literally, cuz we keepin’ temperatures low and makin’ bank at da same time. come on, join da fun and save da planet, one cow fart at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Trash Eats Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild adventure in the land of Africa? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of street food vendors like Smith, who may or may not have questionable hygiene practices!

Ever heard of Callme Kenneth, the daring fisherman who travels hundreds of kilometers to sell his fresh catch from Lake Karibu on the streets? Who needs a fridge when you can just sell fish under the scorching African sun?

INRI organization is here to save the day by teaching African males how to sell milk in a hygienic way. Say goodbye to plastic containers and hello to Daniel Dzamboo’s aluminum milk containers!

With 130,000 reported deaths from food poisoning last year, who knows what other crazy food adventures await you in Africa? Join our server now and explore the rising inner food markets with Oppong Otoo Mutaatai! Who needs China when you have the culinary delights of Africa waiting for you?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Gumball’s Minecraft SMP High School Adventure

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Join our Minecraft SMP where Gumball, a fat-bottomed catboy, is the star of the show! He’s attending high school for the first time, but thanks to a districting error, he’s stuck in a school full of humans. Can you help Gumball navigate the drama and chaos of high school life? Join now for a chance to befriend Gumball and help him take on the mean kids who are in desperate need of some relief. Who knew a catboy could cause so much trouble in a school full of humans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BabyCashCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for being a single father trying to provide for his babies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all parents, regardless of gender, and we won’t shame you for finding money in unexpected places.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a virtual world for your little ones, all while dodging judgmental siblings who think they know best. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find hidden treasures in your virtual diaper boxes and formula cans!

Don’t let anyone make you feel like an aita for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours. Come join our server and let’s show the world that parenting knows no gender boundaries!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ChildhoodMemoryMC SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while playing with matches? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft! Our SMP is the perfect place for chaotic players who love to cause mayhem and destruction. Join us for a chance to relive those unforgettable childhood memories in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your flint and steel, because things are about to get lit (literally)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineCraftyAnticipation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a diamond-encrusted onesie and granting wishes to lucky players. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Blocky Bob can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical disco balls. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3