HairCraftGlobeTrotters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers drop sick beats. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.

we have a pet chicken named cluckington who gives out free hugs to all new players. our trees grow candy instead of leaves and our oceans are made of liquid gold.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows. our villagers are all professional dancers and our nether portal leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

so come on down to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. our hairs must be quite spread out around the world, so why not join the fun?

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	6897
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	3697	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	3111
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	6929	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	64
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Items Found:	3054
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7733
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	277
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	6823	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Potions Brewed:	97

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5102	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!