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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5505 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 2324 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.
plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).