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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4840 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.
plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).