join dis minecraft server if u wanna find out what it feels like to eat hair in ur food!! we have a special plugin that adds random hairs to ur virtual food so u can feel the thrill of finding a surprise in every bite.

but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.

plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Potions Brewed: 117
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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