HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	886
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crops Grown:	4203

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2873	Votes:	4519
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	105784	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Votes:	7009
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	18
New Chunks Explored:	339435	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6763
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
New Chunks Explored:	929892	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Villages Defended:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Potions Brewed:	53
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Towns Built:	2
Crops Grown:	4778	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!