HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	504	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	4527
Mines Excavated:	3569	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Divine Spears Created:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Runes Activated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	192	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6585	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7846
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6192	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Potions Brewed:	59	Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	139
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!