HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Votes:	5699	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Crops Grown:	5562
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Ores Mined:	8264	Farms Harvested:	356
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	126

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3752	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Animals Bred:	112	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	7395	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	1573
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5954	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6707
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Towns Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	8128	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	8038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Items Found:	5679	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2