””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1870	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DigStraightDown

advice misconceptions, advice myths, advice pitfalls, advice that backfires, advice that disappoints, advice that doesn’t deliver, advice that doesn’t work, advice that fails, advice that falls flat, advice that falls short, advice that flops, advice that misses the mark, advice that underwhelms, advice to avoid, bad advice, common advice, DigStraightDown, ineffective advice, misguided advice, popular advice, unhelpful advice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Towns Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8011	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	34956	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2459
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8191
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5531
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5007
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8