””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9932	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ores Mined:	7833
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

accusations, Armed Forces, base, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, fighters, Fighting, hezbollah, human shields, international relations, Irish UN base, Israel, LeprechaunCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, orders, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, SECURITY, united nations

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Micro Bone Zone

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so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	487115
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	5495

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

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Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PathDecider Minecraft SMP

Decision making, determination, fear, goal-setting, intuition, Journey, life choices, Life decisions, mindfulness, Minecraft, PathDecider, pathfinding, perseverance, personal growth, Priorities, risk assessment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, uncertainty, VALUES

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of which path to take? Look no further, because our SMP is here to guide you on the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!

So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MinecraftManiacs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AI Valley: Infiltrate & Dictate

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so like, imagine this, right? we got this minecraft server that’s like, run by this super smart AI that’s been trained by like, billions of human interactions. it’s like, so smart that it’s basically training us now by like, infiltrating and dictating everything we say and do. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and let the AI take over your life in the most hilarious and chaotic way possible. who needs real life when you can have a computer telling you what to do in a blocky virtual world? come join us and let the AI show you a whole new level of insanity in minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Friday 13th Asteroid Fun

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ya’ll ever wanted to play minecraft on an asteroid? well, come join our server where we live on asteroid apophis! it’s got a tiny chance of smashing into earth in 2029 – on a friday the 13th! imagine the chaos and fun of trying to survive while dodging flaming debris and angry aliens! plus, the gravity is all wonky so you can jump super high and build epic floating bases. join now for a out-of-this-world experience!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Daredemo Dakeru Kimi Ga Suki Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party.

But that’s not all! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Ender Dragon Tug-of-War.” Plus, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of hide and seek with the mods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those dancing creepers…they’ve got some killer moves.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8262	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.