Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BaggageBrawlCraft

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Void Gems Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pet to Pupper

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	155
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sing4TheCash

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Potions Brewed:	99	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mines Excavated:	4170
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

15 Minute City Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

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Maximilian Dood, known simply as Max, is a popular content creator and streamer in the gaming community. With a focus on fighting games, Max has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch for his entertaining gameplay, insightful commentary, and engaging personality. He is known for his boundless energy and passion for the gaming industry, making him a beloved figure among fans and fellow gamers alike.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HappyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCreeperFAQs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3