Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realms 1.20

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Ancient, Anime, classic, ETERNAL, FANTASY, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Nostalgia, Old, other world, Parallel World, portal fantasy, Realms, Reincarnation, Retro, time travel, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, bro, imagine this Minecraft server like an isekai world but with a twist! You won’t just be transported to a new world, you’ll be transported to a Minecraft world where everything is old school cool!

Join this server if you wanna experience the nostalgia of the good old days of Minecraft. We’re talking about those classic blocks, mobs, and landscapes that will make you feel like you’re back in 2011.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to relive the past, but you’ll also get to experience the chaos of a world where everything is old but still fresh and exciting. It’s like a time warp of epic proportions!

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey through time and space in the most hilarious and mind-bending way possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly bizarre and awesome!

BabyBros Minecraft Server

BabyBros, child-free lifestyle, childcare expectations, college student, college years, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, free childcare, generational roles, Minecraft, mommy duties, nephew care, Parentification, parenting responsibilities, personal boundaries, Resentment, Selfishness, Server, sibling care, sibling relationships, village support, winter break

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mines Excavated:	1485	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2146	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being a free babysitter for your sister’s baby daddy drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! No more parentifying yourself for others, just build, mine, and have a blast with our crazy community.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.

Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

NoBullyZoneMC

adult intervention, Apology, bully, bullying impact, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, Healing Process, long-term effects, NoBullyZoneMC, past trauma, personal growth, reconciliation, self reflection, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of holding onto grudges from your childhood? Do you want to let go of all that pent-up anger and resentment? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your rage in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Take out your frustrations on pixelated blocks instead of real-life people!

Imagine creating a giant statue of your childhood bully and then blowing it up with TNT. Or building a castle to protect yourself from all the bullies in the world. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and let go of all that old baggage. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some therapeutic healing in the process. And hey, if you ever need to vent, our virtual therapists are always available for a chat.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to turn your pain into power. Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to healing and happiness!

KidLogicMinecraftSMP

bizarre childhood, bizarre habits, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, curious behaviors, eccentric behaviors, KidLogicMinecraftSMP, odd childhood, odd quirks, peculiar childhood, peculiar habits, peculiar memories, quirky childhood, quirky habits, strange childhood, strange habits, unique childhood, unusual behavior, unusual childhood, weird childhood

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dimension Hops:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

OMG guys, like you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest shenanigans going on! Like, one time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato because we thought it would bring us good luck in the game. And guess what? It actually worked! We found, like, a million diamonds the next day. It was totally epic.

But that’s not even the best part. We also have this secret underground club where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties. It’s, like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of llamas racing each other around a track.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s all about having a good time and doing the most random things you can think of, then you definitely need to join us. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat. I mean, how could you resist that? Join now and let the craziness begin! 🐷🥔🐔🦙 #PotatoLuck #ChickenDanceParty #LlamaRaces

70sBuckBlockParty

1970s, 70sBuckBlockParty, Adventure, Cash, Decision making, Exploration, Financial Security, INDEPENDENCE, Lost, MONEY, new beginnings, Nostalgia, Resourcefulness, Retro, self reliance, starting over, stranded, Survival, time travel, uncertainty, young adult

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the wild and wacky adventures of waking up in 1970 with no idea who you are or where you came from! But don’t worry, you’ve got a suitcase filled with 20,000 dollars to help you navigate this crazy time period.

Join our server and embark on a quest to build the ultimate 1970s disco palace, complete with lava lamp decorations and funky dance floors. But beware, the creepers in bell-bottoms are always lurking around the corner!

Form alliances with other players to create your own groovy commune, where you can trade goods and services like lava lamps and platform shoes. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, strike out on your own and become a lone wolf, surviving off the land and dodging lava flows.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate time-traveling adventure in Minecraft! Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a pixelated world full of polyester and peace signs waiting for you?

CraftyArgPoverty36.8%

argentina, CraftyArgPoverty36.8, data analysis, economic development, Economy, expert reports, Government, Latin America, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rate, poverty rate decline, poverty rate decrease, poverty rate improvement, poverty rate news, poverty rate update, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, Social Issues, south america, statistics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% just by playing!

we have magical blocks that turn into diamonds when you mine them, and pigs that fly around dropping golden apples.

our community is filled with unicorns and dragons that help you build the most epic castles and villages you’ve ever seen.

join now and watch as your in-game riches grow faster than the poverty rate in Argentina!

Galactic Conveyor Belt

atoms, atoms circling, atoms cosmic, atoms galaxy, atoms journey, belt, carbon, circuitous journey, circumgalactic medium, conveyer belt, conveyor, Cosmic, cosmic conveyer belt, currents, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy origin, giant currents, intergalactic, intergalactic space, Origin, scientists, Space

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Farms Harvested:	833
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where your carbon atoms will take a wild journey through the galaxy and come back on a cosmic conveyer belt! our server is so lit, even scientists are studying it! imagine your atoms circling their galaxy of origin on giant currents, like a rollercoaster ride through space! intergalactic space has never been more fun! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you question the fabric of reality itself!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Account.., description, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	4316
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

su.vanilla-box.ru

Game of Thrones MC

26 hours old, available.., Communication, Community, creations, Discord, Experience, Fresh Wipe, Fun, Game, game of thrones, Immersive, Kingdoms, Medieval, Mod Pack, Mods, Play, Ready, Server, server ip, smp, Thrones

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
FRESH WIPE 26 HOURS OLD – Looking for a fun modded server? Well Game of thrones/ medieval smp well my server is the one for you we have plenty of mods that allow you too create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members, currently we have over 15 in our community today! The mod pack is ready and available to play, the server is up. Enjoy!

Useful Links

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is a fresh wipe and is only 26 hours old.
How many mods are available on the server?	There are plenty of mods that allow you to create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members.
How many members are currently in the community?	There are over 15 members in our community today.
Is the mod pack ready to play?	Yes, the mod pack is ready and available to play on the server.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link above.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 88.211.212.7:25565.

Mystic Tales Craft 1.21.4

#dick pic, 1.21.4, 2 truths and a lie, Blowjob, controversial, Craft, Deception, EMBARRASSING, EXPOSED, gossip, internet, Male, mystic, Nick, Rumors, scandal, scandalous behavior, Secrets, sexual encounters, Shocking.., tabloid fodder, Tales, tennis players, Truth or Dare

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Villages Defended:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	133	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s crazier than Nick claiming he’s slept with 50 tennis players (like, what even?) and his dick pic being all over the internet (yikes)! But the real kicker is that Nick supposedly got a blowjob from a dude! I know, right? So, if you want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Nick’s love life, then this is the place for you! Join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

DeedMaster Minecraft Server

Communication, Contribution, Decision making, deed, DeedMaster, Deposit, down payment, financial responsibility, groceries, homeownership, house ownership, Inheritance, Minecraft, MONEY, Mortgage, partner, Planning, Property, relationship, Rent, Server, UNFAIR, Utilities

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with your partner? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can be the sole homeowner of your virtual abode! No need to split the rent or argue over who gets the master bedroom – it’s all yours!

Imagine the power and glory of being the sole ruler of your Minecraft kingdom. You can decorate however you want, build whatever you please, and never have to compromise with anyone else. It’s the ultimate freedom in the world of blocks and pixels.

So come on down to our server and claim your rightful place as the one true homeowner. Your partner may call you unfair, but we call you the master of your domain. Join now and start building your dream home, all in your name only!

MommaMinecraftVacay

Airbnb, bunk beds, Costs, Couch, DÍL, engagement dinner, EXCITEMENT, extended family, family trip, holidays, Hotel, Kids, MommaMinecraftVacay, relationship, Son, Spring Break, Taking Away, Upset, vacation, vacation rental

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4745
Star Shards Collected:	149	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a family trip gone wrong, with more drama than an episode of Real Housewives. Just like the OP’s son and his fiancée, you never know who might suddenly change their mind about letting you join in on the fun.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual couches and bunk beds for you to crash on if things get too heated. And if you ever feel like you’re being excluded, just book a virtual hotel room 15 blocks away and let the drama unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family vacation with 30 people, join us now! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome.

CraftyYear2021 – Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, advice, CraftyYear2021, goal-setting, making the most, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self-care, setting priorities., smp, staying focused, success, this year, Time management

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s harmless). Plus, our admin is a wizard who can literally turn dirt into gold blocks. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less homework.

And let me tell you about our annual PvP tournament. Last year, it was epic. We had players riding pigs into battle, throwing potions of invisibility left and right, and one guy even tried to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). But hey, at least we all got a good laugh out of it.

So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

CraftyCreeperCo

atrocious business names, awful business names, bad business names, business branding mistakes, business name blunders, business name fails, business naming fails, business naming mishaps, CraftyCreeperCo, cringeworthy business names, embarrassing business names, funny business names, hilarious business names, inappropriate business names, laughable business names, naming disasters, naming faux pas, ridiculous business names, terrible business names, unfortunate business names, worst business names

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Votes:	2406	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

RohingyaRaidersCraft

asylum seekers, boat people, border control, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, immigration enforcement, international relations, Malaysia, migrant crisis, refugee camps, Refugee Crisis, refugee protection, refugee resettlement., refugee rights, regional cooperation, Rohingya refugees, RohingyaRaidersCraft, Southeast Asia, Southeast Asian politics

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we turn away boats with 300 rohingya refugees but let dozens land on our island for the ultimate survival challenge!

build your own refugee camp or team up with the locals to fight off the invaders! who will come out on top in this epic battle for survival?!

join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	8005
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1