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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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