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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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