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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	46	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Farms Harvested:	962	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	4576	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5572	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Towns Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	4476
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	184	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8723	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8