Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Villages Defended: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Magic Items Found: 1146
    Towns Built: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4370 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 138 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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