Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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