Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft routine? Looking to shake things up and have some laughs along the way? Well, look no further than our totally not cursed Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Don’t worry, they’re friendly! And who could forget the great potato war of ’69, where players battled it out for the title of spud king?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice. So if you’re ready to break free from your old habits and dive headfirst into chaos, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond boots!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Villages Defended: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY