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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Meteorites Collected: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 118
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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