Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.

Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?

Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?

So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Magic Items Found: 5267 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Enchantments Applied: 112

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Potions Brewed: 53 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9413 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4704 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 218368

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Farms Harvested: 251
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mines Excavated: 2098
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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