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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9887 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2718 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!