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Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1874
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Love Letters Sent: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
New Chunks Explored: 25825 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Crops Grown: 9135
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

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