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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8899 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 3019 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1860 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.