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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4997 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.