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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1711 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!
Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!
Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?
Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!
Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!
So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!