Guild Tycoon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	8480	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8976	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	597924	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Buildings Constructed:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	226	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	549	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crops Grown:	5781	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	170428	Alien Abductions:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Votes:	1467	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Players:	101/400	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	314