GrumpyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9394

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	3838	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Towns Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	287	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Dimension Hops:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Runes Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	6298

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!