GrumpyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5998	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	5576
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

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yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	278603	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Love Letters Sent:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

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come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	9871
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

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Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1807
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchantments Applied:	183	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

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come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

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RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Zombie Dances:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Buildings Constructed:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	7622
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	5654
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	1605
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.