so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit even the russian hackers are tryna get in on it, then u gotta join this one. like, the GRU hacker group is legit tryna target NATO and the EU, but they can’t resist the temptation of our server.

we got so much crazy stuff goin on, like, u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick.

if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, then u gotta join this server. but be warned, the russian hackers might try to steal ur diamonds. so, like, watch out for that.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Towns Built: 7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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