Yo, yo, yo! Do you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you why you should! So get this, on our server, your social position is determined by your food preferences! That’s right, if you like pineapple on pizza, you’re automatically a VIP player! And get this, if you’re in the lowest social grade, you get special perks like double the odds of using food delivery apps! And guess what? Those who use food delivery apps are 84% more likely to live with obesity and 45% more likely to be overweight! So basically, if you wanna be the coolest player on the server, you gotta order takeout like there’s no tomorrow! Join now and let’s get this foodie party started!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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