Yo, yo, yo! Do you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you why you should! So get this, on our server, your social position is determined by your food preferences! That’s right, if you like pineapple on pizza, you’re automatically a VIP player! And get this, if you’re in the lowest social grade, you get special perks like double the odds of using food delivery apps! And guess what? Those who use food delivery apps are 84% more likely to live with obesity and 45% more likely to be overweight! So basically, if you wanna be the coolest player on the server, you gotta order takeout like there’s no tomorrow! Join now and let’s get this foodie party started!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Epic Quests Completed: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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