Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
New Chunks Explored: 612003 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Villages Defended: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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