Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Star Shards Collected: 67
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineMagic Minecraft server

    MineMagic Minecraft server

    The server is designed for an adequate audience:

    No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

    The server is constantly evolving:

    The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

    Start of the journey:

    The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

    2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

    3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

    4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

    5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Animals Bred: 112 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211
    Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

    So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

    SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

    But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GlowedUpGang

    GlowedUpGang
    Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 221
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

    SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!
    get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Zombie Dances: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Furry Friends Minecraft Server

    Furry Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Farms Harvested: 490 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Potions Brewed: 54
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 899345 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 433

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Crops Grown: 9863

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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