Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyLifeChange

    CraftyLifeChange
    Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

    But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Potions Brewed: 80
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Buildings Constructed: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Mines Excavated: 3783
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6402 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Buildings Constructed: 45

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Magic Items Found: 4360 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Emeralds Found: 6808
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5776
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 248
    New Chunks Explored: 823689 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Crops Grown: 1375
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Enchantments Applied: 114
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 95
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 891514 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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