GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
New Chunks Explored:	607652	Love Letters Sent:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

1.20.1, Automate, Avatar, Biomes, Chaos, Combat, continents, Country, creating, Creative, Discord, DISHES, island state, Islands, long-term players, Machinery, Minds.., Modded, Modpack, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, spellcasting, SURVIVE, Terrain generation, Tools, Vanilla

Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	198

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2476	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	158	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Void Gems Collected:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mines Excavated:	4018
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	103	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ores Mined:	5120	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9899	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

Adventure, Collectibles, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, Hero, Mature, Mineward, Minigames, mmorpg, Npcs, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, steve, Survival, Ultimate, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ores Mined:	9306
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.