| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7850 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9140 |
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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4184 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 469 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7194 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2797 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7859 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 198 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4268 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 61 | Mines Excavated: | 3613 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5418 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2251 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4994 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5192 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 110 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3367 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5139 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7741 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1759 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6287 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 154 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 140 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Mines Excavated: | 3395 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4486 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1306 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 5877 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5761 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6281 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
