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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8791 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?
Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.