GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

GreenCraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version Semi-vanilla 1.21
Cross-Play Available for both Java and Bedrock players
Features Quests, Minigames, Crates, Nations, Dynmap
Upcoming Event First event this Friday

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?

To join the Java server, use IP 151.80.47.150:25643. For Bedrock players, use IP 151.80.47.150 with port 27049.

2. What is the server theme?

GreenCraft SMP is a Nations server where players can form nations, alliances, participate in wars, and quests.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts frequent events with rewards including crate keys, currency, and collectable player map art.

4. Can I play minigames on the server?

Absolutely! GreenCraft SMP has a dedicated minigame world where you can enjoy various types of minigames like PvP, racing, and parkour.

5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Meteorites Collected: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3418 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Magic Items Found: 3647
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ores Mined: 1396
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 565

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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