Great Phermesia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	6362
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	171
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Votes:	8632
Gods Slained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Zombie Dances:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ores Mined:	9209	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	212	Magical Moments Shared:	7

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Emeralds Found:	3255	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	83
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5203
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Potions Brewed:	40

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

TITE World KRMP server minecraft

banner, first, KRMP, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server in minecraft, Tite, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

Virtual Vibe Crafters 1.21

Anime, autistic, avatars, BIZARRE, Crafters, creativity, eccentric, fotm, Obscure, off the rails, quirky, rave wife, SLOP, train loving, Unconventional, Underground, Unhinged, Unique, VIBE, virtual, Vtubers, weird

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Yo, bro, forget those basic bitches with their anime avatars, come join our Minecraft server for some next level craziness! We’re all about that weird, unhinged, off the rails, obscure shiz here.

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then you gotta join us. We’ve got a community of total nutjobs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Plus, we’ve got a special surprise for all you train-loving ravers out there. Our server is like a non-stop party on tracks, with all the wackiness you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KMS Bullrun Madness

achievement, anxiety, bullrun, coping strategies, DEADLINE, determination, goal-setting, kms, madness, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self improvement, self-care, stress, success, support system, Time management

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got crazy bullruns and challenges that will blow your mind. If you don’t join in the next 6 months, you’ll be missing out big time. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a wild time together!

CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer

complacent, Conversation, CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer, Dates.., DATING, FAITH, gas, Job, judgment, MONEY, new job, Notice, partner, Plan, Quitting, relationship advice, Shut down, unemployed, video games, walking out, winging it

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of “winging it” just like the guy in this story! Join us and leave your responsibilities at the door, because here, we believe in living life on the edge without a plan.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.

We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!

Players:	97/400	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0