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CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	65
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, akane, Archive, asuna, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, general, Hards, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Rowdy and Cheery, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magic Items Found:	4403	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9725
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Villages Defended:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mines Excavated:	4301
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HezboSmashCraft

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	448456	Magic Items Found:	3215
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Emeralds Found:	406	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2