Gravity Hurts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1087	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2420	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9453
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	170	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Potions Brewed:	187	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	174	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runes Activated:	1

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	136	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	2018