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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4259 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. yeah, you heard me right. THREE WISHES. you can wish for diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.
oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a disco ball that plays funky music and makes all the other mobs start dancing? it’s like a party in the apocalypse, man.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?). trust me, you won’t regret it.