Grass Stacks Up Down Under Survival Towny City – No Kangaroos Allowed!

Adventuring, Allowed, ars nouveu, building, Chipped, city, Community Building, Discord, Dungeons, Events, farmers delight, GRASS, Kangaroos, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, Progression, QoL mods, Socialising, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, stacks, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, Towny, Vanilla, Waystones, world-building

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+ individuals who are looking for a calm and mature server environment.
Gameplay	Offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with mods enhancing building and adventuring, as well as quality of life mods.
Commands	Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Features proximity voice chat for easier communication and emphasizes community and town building.
Server Life	Admins add scripted Dungeons and hold events for players to enjoy. Rewards and loot available for completing challenges.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	For application and more information, please visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
What mods are included in the server?	Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”, with additional quality of life mods.
Is the server new?	This season has been running since early April, 2024, and may have players at different levels of progression.
Is there a minimum age requirement?	While it’s preferred for players to be 18+, the server is mainly for mature individuals seeking a relaxed atmosphere.

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	124
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6230	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	76
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1568

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	67	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Towns Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	5828	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	251
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Animals Bred:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Votes:	5724
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	343	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!