GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7992	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3390	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8396
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	903	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8829	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchantments Applied:	57
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	9032
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2393
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Items Found:	2145	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Towns Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Villages Defended:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	4905
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	224
Dimension Hops:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Emeralds Found:	944
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Divine Spears Created:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9809	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Towns Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?