GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Animals Bred:	112	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	7770
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Love Letters Sent:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5562
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	3475
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Void Armor Forged:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Emeralds Found:	4136	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	1147	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crops Grown:	8881	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Crops Grown:	4298	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!