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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6476 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!