Oh honey, let me spill the tea about this wild Minecraft SMP! So, rumor has it that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, running the server with hooves and everything! And get this, they only let players join if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly in-game. But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in dolphin noises. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to build your blocky empire! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Dragon Scales Harvested: 400 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY