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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3395 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!
