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We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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