Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Animals Bred: 42
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 289
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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